Carter comes to us from the East Coast, and he's so straight he didn't want to take this job. See, we're honest to our male models as to who's actually dialing in to the site, and it ain't chicks. Carter's never really done this a lot, so we got him a straight stroke mag, plenty of lube...and we left the room for a while. We gave him plenty of "ME" time, so he could work it up in front of our cameraman and pull a wad out of his beautiful, thick cock. We were all pleasantly surprised to see Carter could talk directly to our members, without much direction or coaching. His message? Well, check out this update and I think you'll see what we mean: No Way Is Carter Gay!
If you love your meat dark, then this week's update should be right up your alley. If you like your meat really big, then this week's update should be right up your alley. If you like extra creme from your man, then...well, you get the picture. Say hello to Tyreese. He's barely in his twenties, and he's as straight as they get. Just broke up with his gal. Has two more he's juggling. And by his own admission, the girls love him cause he's packing a foot of dick in his trousers. No shit. Just take a look. And it's fat, too. Girthy. Thick. Juicy. We dragged Tyreese into a filthy public restroom that's notorious for being "cruisy" and we let him work his magic. Tyreese has some serious tricks up his sleeve: shit talking you, stroking his massive cannon, and a pop shot that will knock you on your ass. Don't believe me? Just watch...
Trent Long is this week's angry update for NoWayAmIGay.com. Trent's an angry young man because he is constantly being hit on by gay dudes since his move
to Los Angeles. He takes out his aggression this week by showing all us "faggots" what we "can't have" -- namely his cock and balls. They're a wonderful set,
too...his balls are big and juicy, and his dick close to 8 inches when standing at attention. Attention he gets, too. I'm not sure if I should be offended or turned on by Trent's dirty talk. I do know this: it's great to just hear him and not a bunch of useless banter or silly scenarios! And all that groaning! Trent finally explodes all over his tight stomach. Then he reminds us that's one more thing we're not going to get -- his load!
If you surf straight porn sites, you'll probably recognize this week's straight boy JO hero Kris Slater. I'll refer to him as a "hero" cause, quite frankly, I've never seen anyone blow a load like this cat does. My goodness. First let me tell you Kris talks directly to you and teases you with his sweet ass and nice hard dick. He strokes it and teases you and pulls and pulls and pulls on his beautiful cock until it erupts across the room. Now...I know what you're thinking: "erupts across the room" is something of a metaphor. Maybe an exaggeration. You know how porno sites love to stretch the truth. Well, we don't do that here, and when I tell you he busted across the room, well...just roll tape and watch for yourself. It's an amazing load toss; hence, Kris Slater is now my JO Hero.